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FTX Risk Management Team Hoodie

FTX Risk Management Team Hoodie

Regular price $42.00 USD
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🎤 Introducing the 'FTX Risk Management' Hoodie - Where Risk Management Meets Comfort!

Tired of market volatility but can't resist making a statement? Welcome to the risk management revolution! Our 'FTX Risk Management Team' Hoodie isn't just an article of clothing; it's a risk-averse fashion statement wrapped in coziness.

🛋️ Relaxation Level: Bull Market Certified

Crafted from a top-secret blend of cotton and polyester (insider tip: it's not insider trading), this hoodie is relaxation personified. It's like a comforting nod from your financial advisor—warm, reassuring, and ready for any market mood swing.

📊 Kangaroo Pocket - Carry Your Financial Wisdom

In the front, discover a pocket so spacious, it can hold more than just your essentials; it's a strategic storage unit for your financial wisdom. Because managing risk requires a handy space for your market strategies and maybe a snack or two.

💸 Hood's Drawstring - Calculated Coordination

The hood's drawstring isn't just any string; it's a calculated move, matching the color of the base sweater. Why? Because risk management is all about precision, even in fashion. It's like aligning your style with your risk tolerance—flawless execution.

📣 Join the Risk-Averse Revolution - Hoodie Edition

Get ready to turn heads, not just in the financial district, but everywhere you go. Because when you wear our hoodie, you're not just embracing comfort; you're embodying the spirit of calculated style.

Get yours now and become a walking, talking risk management guru. The market may be unpredictable, but your fashion choices don't have to be!

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
.: Gildan 18500

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